The funny things you hear in a pole fitness class

Does my bum look good in this?

How  high should my shorts be?

What’s the best grip for that move?

When  can I go upside down?

What do I wear to your pole class?

Which leg? Gemini or is it called scorpio?  Outside leg hang or inside leg hang?

Arch your back Point your toes…. Breathe!!

Squeeze harder!! common

Will the pole tip?  Wow it moves

Awww look at my bruise?  No darling…… pole kisses

How long will it take me to be that good?

Can you do the spatchcock?

Awww im slipping?

Is the pole old or worn out is that why I can’t hold on any more?

No it just cold in here

Point your toes

OK so now im going to let go!!

What… you want a mat?

I cant do it!!

If I try hair spray will that work?

More alcohol for the dirty pole

I cant spin there’s too much grip on the pole

The gloves make me stick better

Do you think they match my outfit?

Wow its up already!!

You’re so strong!!

I wish I was as light as you,  I could then do that move

I wish I was as flexible as you I could then do that move!

I need more grip

Wow that’s a big pole – im used to 38 RPoles

What’s your favourite size? mines a 38!

I used to be a pole dancer – can I go to level 3 instructor training certification now

Do I have to wear a thong?

Omg I haven’t shaved!

I can’t do it!

Ive got it ive got it!! Yeyahhhhhh

Can someone help me down please………..

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